If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.

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"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

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reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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[on participating in UNICEF’s Living Below the Line] It really brings home the effects of hunger in a very real way. x

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Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

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this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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